There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
