im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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