Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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