Hey man sorry I got all grabby
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I want a musical about memes.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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