I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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