It's just like the Real World with babies
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Bring me that man meat
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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