went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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