covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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