I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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