Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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