so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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