So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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