i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
