guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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