So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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