I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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