a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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