i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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