I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Randomize
