HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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I came so hard my ears popped.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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