She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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