just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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