also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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