the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.