Duck Duck Cougar?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.