i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?