We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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