It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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