Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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