what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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