So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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