my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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