Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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