i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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