trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Its about making memories worth repressing
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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