That's intense
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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