My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Houston, we have a blender
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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