I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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