The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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