I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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