Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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