If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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