We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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