you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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