i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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