OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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