? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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