Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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