I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Oh god it's open bar.
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