Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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