Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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