I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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