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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that

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• (762): View more from Georgia

  Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Almost there.

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  define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...

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  Married life problems?

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