I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?