Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?