garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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