new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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