STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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