Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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