We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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