I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize