She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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